I’m just going to be direct here, guys.
Knickers – we all wear ’em. Probably.
Bras – most of us wear them, too.
I’m the sort of girl who wears both. Forgive me if this is TMI, but sometimes they match – sometimes they don’t.
Regrettably, sometimes they are older than they should be – but always clean!
Before I took the plunge and moved to the city I used to treat my boobs and botty – I’d buy them Mimi Holliday, Frostfrench and even Agent Provocateur on occasion – oo la la!
But now… I’m a City Pauper and my Pooper & PomPoms don’t benefit from nearly as much pampering as they used to.
I had to innovate – where can a girl cover her coconuts without spending a wad?
Enter George at Asda – with their unexpectedly luscious selection of lingerie!
Do you have big bad boobies or modest Minnies? It doesn’t matter – George will get you fixed up for a reasonable price!
I had to admit, at first, it was a bit suspish chucking knickers in with my weekly bigshop, but these guys literally have you covered. Or uncovered. Whichever you prefer.
Whether you want you Ha-Ha’s hoisting or your Buffers Boosting, they have the correct boulder-holder for you.
Do you want to strap your sisters in for a bouncy gym sesh? Let George hold them!
But whatty whatty about your botty?
They’ve got it, baby!
Do you want to floss? They’ve got thongs!
Not that way inclined? (me either!) – they’ve got full on Paddywhacks to slim & trim!
Somewhere in the middle? Get freaky with their French knickers!
Their pants ‘partment is so jam packed full of booty-beauty I reckon that Paris Hilton must have been wearing George all those times she got fannypapped.
Speaking of getting freaky – expecting to be seen?
You’ll be literally stripping off at every opportunity with their matching sets (above) starting from around £12!
What can I say? My knicker drawer is 90% George @ Asda these days – plus you can even get your Wonderbra there – Wunderbar!
Get your silkies, cottons, balconettes, boyshorts, budgie smugglers, tighty-whiteys, hold-ins, hold-ups, hang-outs, and no VPLS all HERE – all reasonable prices & fab quality!
Tell them Kitty sent you.